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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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By 2gewd4u - 15/01/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

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By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Sunday 16 September 2012 11:07

Why don't you people lock your door when other people are home?! YDI.

alcoholmage 14

Sunday 16 September 2012 11:16

The best solution is to never shower. Then this would never happen. Or maybe you should invest in doors!

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streetrodd67 0

Monday 17 September 2012 5:26

Learn to shut a door n none of it would have happen

zero91 4

Monday 17 September 2012 6:47

dont shower when there are guys in the house .

kitsune3 20

Monday 17 September 2012 6:49

This is why we close and lock bathroom doors, as well as teach kids to knock before entering a bathroom.

kitsune3 20

Tuesday 18 September 2012 19:11

Why the hell are people giving me negative votes? I'm just saying next time she should close the door and teach her sister to knock first. What's wrong with that?

alwayswinning123 7

Monday 17 September 2012 7:25

I wonder what his friend will say to you next time he sees you LOL

Taioteth 4

Wednesday 19 September 2012 2:32

Why was the door open in the first place??

Sly_Assassin 11

Friday 28 December 2012 3:28

FYL but at the same time YDI for not locking the door

Cathrin 26

Thursday 21 May 2015 16:14

For those of you wondering why OP didn't lock the door, maybe it's the only bathroom in the house and they're potty training the child, in which case they'd want her to have easy access to the toilet. I recall seeing an earlier FML about a child resorting to using a bag due to not having access to the toilet while that poster was showering, so this isn't impossible.