By MessyMal - 25/12/2009 15:30 - United States

Today, my 25 year-old brother ran into my room very excited at 8 am. "Wake up! We got a new puppy!" he told me. I was so excited, I jumped out of my warm bed. When I asked him if he was serious, he said, "No, but we have to go to church, so get dressed." FML
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stewietm 0

your bro has a sense of humor that's amazing

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JimmyIOCS 2

I occasionally read the comments on here and they're like "That's not an FML, stop whinging.", but imagine if the only ones posted were actually awful ones. It would just be ******* depressing. While this might not be a true "FML", at least it's light hearted and might make you smirk. I'd rather that than summat along the lines of "Today, I had to have both hands amputated. FML".

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JimmyIOCS 2

I occasionally read the comments on here and they're like "That's not an FML, stop whinging.", but imagine if the only ones posted were actually awful ones. It would just be ******* depressing. While this might not be a true "FML", at least it's light hearted and might make you smirk. I'd rather that than summat along the lines of "Today, I had to have both hands amputated. FML".

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YayAmerica 0

I think the FML part was the not actually having a puppy detail. But if OP wants a puppy that badly, can't she just go get one herself? And she'd get to pick it out, too.

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Rabbity 0

My siblings pull stuff like this all the time. We laugh it off.

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sebster5858 0

haha made me lol.... get revenge

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Babushka_Homyak 10

haha your brother is great

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youreanidiot 0

OMG you have to go to Church on Christmas morning that's so horrible! Because, you know, Christmas is all about you and opening presents and not about the birth of Christ or anything. They really meant to call it Youmas but Christ somehow got stuck in there accidentally. Your life really is effed

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Tigg3r 3

Your bro is pretty dang smart. I almost screamed fire to get my family out of bed. I decided against it though considering it was Christmas...

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