By ouch - 01/12/2016 23:38 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, my 4-month-old puppy made a break for it as soon as I opened the front door. I had to run after her barefoot, in just my dressing gown. It was raining. I fell over, forgot to break my fall and skidded along the unsurfaced road. She came back on her own while I was was laid on the floor. FML
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Same thing different taste

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See OP you're supposed to FAKE the injury in order to get your dog running back to check if you're ok. I heard practice makes perfect though.

Hey look at the bright side, it could have been an fml about falling down AND losing a 4 month old puppy

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biggest pet peeve... THE GROUND IS NOT THE FLOOR. FLOOR INDICATES INDOORS, GROUND IS FOR OUTSIDE. good lord, people.

How does one -forget- to break their fall?

little known way to get your dog to come back is to act hurt

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