By BSwan - 15/03/2011 00:57 - Australia

Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML
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outsidebox 0

the OP doesn't sound like he wants to kiss it... why can't you just heat it up until it gets out? it won't die if you do that.

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laurabev 9

Actually it's been proven that if a frog is dropped into boiling water, it will jump out. BUT if the water is slowly heated up while it's already in there, the frog will just sit there. :P

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insanesna1l 0

and quite a few species of frogs are endangered in Aus

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tulsafml 0

So the frog is as fast as lightning. that's magical and it's a keeper

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sloppyflow 1

op totally deserve it for trying to boil a frog.

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sara8866 8

The frog will die if it doesn't leave they can't live in chlorine I have a pool and frogs like to try to live in it and after a few days they die

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MrFancy 0

At least it would be a painless death if they were to 'boil' it. Frogs can't detect temperature change.

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tjsands 0

This is what I was thinking, my friends have had hot tubs and if you don't use chemicals they get slimy. This hot tub seems nasty.

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legendkillaer 0

ill kill him for 10 cents and make him suffer fo freeeeeeeeeee

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DrDiamond 0

^agreed get someone else, plus it might make your hot tub smell really bad if you boil him!

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Avenged7Gabe 0

well don't be gay #95

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calbabe96 5

exactly what I was thinking... ^^

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xxkitsumoxx 0

guys plz she's just hot(temperature) so she shed some clothes.

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DrDiamond 0

^agreed get someone else, plus it might make your hot tub smell really bad if you boil him!

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KaylieeJay 4

Well depending how quickly it heats up, I'm guessing he will jump out when it gets too hot...

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abes22 0

someone actually did that experiment; heating up water slowly with a frog in it will kill the frog, without it detecting any danger. putting a frog however, straight into hot water will cause the frog to jump out immediately... interesting hey

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cradle6 13

That is true. They are cold blooded and will adjust to the environmental temperature

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perdix 29

Well, your daughter will adore him more with a little ketchup and hot sauce -- he tastes like chicken!

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rockefoe 6

have her get him out! maybe he'll turn into a prince!

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