Parenting FAIL: you could have taught her that the microwave is ONLY for food items. But... you didn't. Keep that little demon away from the genius that throws hairspray into the fireplace!

Good job. Leaving a 5 year old unattended with your phone.

damn dude

...i don't know, shouldn't most five year olds know better? it just seems like they should KNOW by that age that the microwave is OBVIOUSLY only used for food items. then again...maybe she was just mad at you and wanted revenge XD

The kid can learn to use the microwave, then she can learn about consequences of her actions. Take away her favorite thing until you can afford a new microwave and phone. And no happy meals for her until then either.

i agree with #2 but then again i cant judge the iphone if ive never had one

you guys that are saying OMFG GIVE THAT BRAT A SPANKING!!!!!: spanking does not teach children anything. It is, like that one dude said, just an outlet for the parent's anger. all it does is teach children that violence is an acceptable way to solve problems. to whoever said non-violent punishment creates spoiled, uncontrollable thugs: it doesn't. Not spanking teaches children that there are other ways to solve problems. Last time I checked, 'thugs' were generally violent people. Maybe a result of violent punishments? to the OP: be more careful/watchful, and take away some privileges. problem solved.

your kid is hilarious!

YDI. Should have got the 3GS.

ya spanking doesn't teach anything..thats y in my day my dad would use the belt.