Kids: Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave,...

By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 03:01 - United States - Fremont

Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 20:37 - United States - Mountain Home

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

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By jimmy - 30/11/2015 21:27 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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By TBaggins00 - 21/06/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 14:57 - United States

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2020 01:00 - Sweden - ?ngelholm

Today, I woke up from putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize until I smelt burning plastic.. FML

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jchansfan 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 11:33

Wanna destroy your microwave!?! There's an app for that. =)

V8pwrdz28 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 11:34

hope you dont have any small pets.

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gpstyne 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 20:31

shut up Emily I use my iPhone to save lives and read FML, YDI for not watching your 5y.o.

smd69 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 20:54

Chill the hell out. His iphone & microwave are ruined & you guys are like "blahblahblah, that's your fault, YDI." he posted this for a reason, to get his FML out there, i'm sure for you guys to freaking stupid. Just saying

Ninjaface 0

Monday 2 November 2009 9:45

The sad part is, microwaving it ruins the flavor. She should have used the toaster.

Consequences 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 16:31

Seeing people blame the original poster is blowing my mind. If they deserve it for anything, it's for not beating the brat more often in the past.

Bob31_fml 4

Tuesday 3 November 2009 17:04

guess that's why you should watch your 5 year old

ohmanz 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 14:15

metal's bad for the microwave!

Taravampire 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:52

Go screw yourself

ranty_nerd 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 2:22

is it a good idea to microwave an iPhone 3G? your kid found out it's a bad idea.

loari 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 3:56

Beat the shit out of your kid, spay yourself and go to parenting classes. Your idiot 5 year old should know better than to screw with the microwave and you should know better than to just leave your expensive electronics laying around.