She must be a slow child because my baby bro is 5,

As long as she's ok you can get more stuff cause microwaves can explode not to mention the iPhone

Be thankful that she's alright. Come to think of it, how she could have access to the microwave is beyond me. That should be way out of reach for a kid unless she's uncannily tall for her age. On the other hand, if you couldn't hear her stacking books precariously or dragging something to the counter to reach the microwave, then YDI.

Kill the ******* kid. I hate them, they're morons.

nooooooooooooo not the iPhone!!!! the poor thing I would be heartbroken

she's five an dosnt know any better.

I remember when I first learned how to use the microwave. The only other place that I had seen a number pad was the telephone. So I entered my grandparent's phone number when cooking spaghettios. Anyone ever had crispy spaghettios before?

YDI for spending all that money on a stupid phone.

You should have downloaded the abortion app.

... The only words that came into my head were "DEATH TO THE IPHONE"