Kids: Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake...

By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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By B - 18/04/2011 08:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 09:25 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my 5 year-old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her toothbrush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

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By cheerymama - 23/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML

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By peepeepants - 18/08/2009 12:35 - Canada

Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML

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By Nerrh - 12/03/2011 10:53 - Australia

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

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Monday 8 February 2010 8:48

That'd be quite hard, seen as it's a woman.

australiaaaa 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:35

guys, it's not the dad. the OP's name is badMOM101 lol but seriously, OP, make sure you explain that to the school if she bruises

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hustler123 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:24

#2 bein much of a dumbass ?..jus like #64 sed shes a mom hahaha oww id hate u if i was your daughter XD

Melodyfire 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:07

ive done that cept it was my fiance and not a kid haha

oftheblue 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:09

stupid kid.

MestizoFilipino 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:32

I've done something like that before to my sister, and she smacked me in the face, unconsciously.

Horsegal 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:58

"Today, I realized everyone who responded to my last FML called me a guy. FML." lol. Sorry that happened, it wasn't your fault though. we can't always control reflexes like that.

Curcolio_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 3:16

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff2PBjbFs7A She deserved it. :P

brittbrittT 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 3:47

don't worry, once my brother decided to tickle me and my reflexes caused me to accidently kick him and break his ribs. it was great (:

Oriina 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 4:01

It's not like you did it on purpose. Hug her and say you're sorry, then buy her ice-cream or something. She's 5. Give her ice-cream and she's apt to forget the incident. My 3-year-old girl fell down a couple steps once and she was terrified of them for a bit .. then I gave her some ice-cream :) So now just make sure to tell her to not tickle your feet.