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By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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By B - 18/04/2011 08:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 09:25 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my 5 year-old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her toothbrush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

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By cheerymama - 23/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML

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By peepeepants - 18/08/2009 12:35 - Canada

Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML

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By Nerrh - 12/03/2011 10:53 - Australia

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

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Monday 8 February 2010 8:48

That'd be quite hard, seen as it's a woman.

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Saturday 16 May 2009 16:35

guys, it's not the dad. the OP's name is badMOM101 lol but seriously, OP, make sure you explain that to the school if she bruises

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jessicaiscool 0

Monday 18 May 2009 6:35

aww lol!! expected reaction tho, hope she didnt get too hurt :o

DankJemo 0

Monday 18 May 2009 15:07

Ouch, I always tell people that if they are going to tickle me, do not, under any circumstances tickle my feet. The people that still tickle my feet often get kicked, not because I want to kick them, but because i flail uncontrollably. It sucks...

DarkMirror 0

Monday 18 May 2009 23:03

She was right. It was funny. Bet she doesn't do that again any time soon though.

12mp04 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:43

Aww that sucks.... that's a very normal reaction though, don't blame you

YouRF____d 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 4:38

umm jw... how do you kick someone in the face if they're tickling your nose? "Today, I roundhouse kicked my daughter in the face while sleeping... Chuck Norris style!"

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Tuesday 19 May 2009 8:29

I kick when I'm tickled too. I was at a friend's birthday party once, and everybody decided it would be fun to tickle me, so they threw me to the floor, all surrounded me and tickled the crap out of me. Of course, I flailed and kicked...my friend, the birthday girl, right in the face. True story.