Miscellaneous: Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter,... - FML

By HF44 - 29/07/2015 17:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

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By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 22:06 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at my mother's open-casket funeral, my sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "Bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, and she went on her way, noticeably not choked up at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 18:56 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:54 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was given the following pearls of wisdom: "My grandmother always told me, if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Anyway, she was a cunt and so are you." Thanks, dad. Thanks. FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 06:54

Today, my mother-in-law passed away. She wasn’t even cold yet when my wife told me she wanted a divorce. Apparently, only her mother guilt-tripping her kept us together the last few years, but now she’s dead, she’s dumping my ass. FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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By O Boy - 28/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 17:30 - Germany - K?ln

Today, my husband showed up late to my mother's funeral. He swaggered in, happily finishing off a half-eaten taco. His excuse for why he was so cheerful: "She was an in-law, honey." Good to know I married a piece of shit in disguise. FML

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Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:15

Talk about monster in law...

Gemini907 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:15

People can be so insensitive. I'm sorry for your loss.

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Gemini907 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:15

People can be so insensitive. I'm sorry for your loss.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:51

You should have walked straight up to her and said "speaking of *****, get the **** out". What a bitch!!!

ohjoy15 33

Thursday 30 July 2015 4:53

@24. Exactly!!! "It takes one to know one".

vampire623 6

Thursday 30 July 2015 5:03

@51 I think I would have thrown her out to if she dint have any respect she dint need to be there even if that's how she felt you keep your mouth shut

ExtremeEncounter 32

Thursday 30 July 2015 18:38

At that point, it'd be time to slap a bitch.

Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:15

Talk about monster in law...

semitoundboss 4

Thursday 30 July 2015 2:23

And a cunty one at that.

mikepzz 27

Friday 31 July 2015 16:07

Agreed, I hope he ***** in her cornflakes.

axfabxdisaster 25

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:16

Even if your father was "lazy" (which I highly doubt) no one is allowed to say such rude things on funerals. I'm sorry

PhinIt2WinIt 24

Thursday 30 July 2015 5:39

I wouldn't say not allowed but highly inappropriate to say.

simply_meeeee 26

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:16

You don't deserve that. I'm sorry

AddictGamer 16

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:16

What a bitch! Sorry OP, I'm afraid you'll be stuck with her. As the other comments have said; completely insensitive and immature of her.

ukeandfoodislife 19

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:17

That's so insensitive!!! I'm so sorry you had to deal with that, OP. I recently lost my grandmother and I know how hard it can be. Feel free to message me any time.

hrcx3 2

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:17

There's a special place in hell for people like her... Sorry OP. :(

Miss_Chevious 37

Saturday 1 August 2015 0:41

The throne?

beeferjay 34

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:18

I would have laid hands on her

ItsDutch 16

Thursday 30 July 2015 2:36

I'm not usually one for violence, but I'd lose my shit if someone said that at a funeral.

Rocket___Candy 24

Thursday 30 July 2015 7:39

Especially about the man who the funeral is for, and even worse if it were my own father!

Skittles8707 10

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:19

Man thats so insensitive im sorry to hear that OP and i wish you all the best

EyRaB 17

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:23

Looks like she dug herself a grave !

ukeandfoodislife 19

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:24

That's a really insensitive thing to say.

whyme9000 12

Thursday 30 July 2015 7:14

*Budum tsss*

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