Kids: Today, my 6-year-old nephew opened his Christmas gift. The first... - FML

By UngratefulBrat - 28/12/2012 07:03 - United States - New York

Today, my 6-year-old nephew opened his Christmas gift. The first words out of his mouth were, "This is cheap." FML

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By nsb124 - 28/01/2015 08:07 - United States

Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML

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By Actrent - 25/12/2016 07:00

Today, the first gift I opened was from my uncle. It was $80 in clothes that I'd bought for myself a week earlier. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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By Amore - 09/12/2014 19:15 - France - Bois-colombes

Today, my son told me the Christmas letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he asked for. I already bought everything. FML

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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML

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By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 23:47 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML

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By stupidsantaclaus - 08/10/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 23:26 - United States

Today, I found out that when my parents said they couldn't afford gifts for us kids, what they really meant was that they weren't buying a gift for me. I found this out when I overheard my father telling my uncle about the things he got my siblings. FML

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By Shawnee Gonzales - 17/06/2024 18:00 - United States - Lansing

Today, my 6 year-old told me that he was stealing the fan I just bought. I told him he could have it for $25. He said, "What, you think I’m made of money?" My response was, "Well, you think I’m made of money." He replied, "Isn’t that what MOM stands for?" FML

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dancinwookie 21

Friday 28 December 2012 11:58

You know what else is cheaper? No gift at all. See how much he likes that.

babyblueyes 27

Friday 28 December 2012 12:03

I'd take it back and say " ok nothing for you then"

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Flying_Camel 9

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:18

amazing how ungrateful kids are now.

SPRKY 6

Saturday 29 December 2012 7:50

Family vacation to Uganda? That would probably knock the rotten out of him.

BubbaJ80 11

Sunday 30 December 2012 5:21

Take it back from him and tell him that he doesn't get anything then

saravbhh 3

Monday 31 December 2012 6:31

JEW!!!

raykyogrou0 4

Monday 31 December 2012 13:34

Your nephew is a spoiled little bitch, you should spank him the old-fashioned way

raykyogrou0 4

Monday 31 December 2012 13:36

What the **** is wrong with you? Her kid is ******* spoiled and she should spank that little bitch till he cries.

SILVERSTAR_6 17

Tuesday 1 January 2013 20:17

What a ungrateful piece of shit. Kids these days are so god damn spoiled..when I was 6 in 2000 I got hotwheels, a train set, and hotwheels playsets for Christmas and I was happy...nowadays, kids want iPods iPads cell phones cameras ps3 Xbox 360 (I got the original Xbox ) and all this other expensive crap..they need to learn how to be grateful for wat they get.

OrangeKnife 10

Sunday 6 January 2013 3:21

**** him, cheap my ass What a motherfucking ******

WWstar 9

Saturday 2 March 2013 1:26

I would just nicely talk to him about how that hurt the other ones feelings. If he seems nasty after that. time for the naughty chair or rug/a time out. if he thinks that's funny he can sit there for a longer amount of time if he would like.

WWstar 9

Saturday 2 March 2013 1:29

oh yeah if they do get the time out.. no toys or electronics during it.

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