Kids: Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy."...

By lamponau - 09/11/2008 11:26 - France

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

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By Zedscar - 15/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Martinsburg

Today, my 8-year-old nephew told me he liked the way I smelt. Apparently I smell like "cat food and cheese." FML

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By Ishowet - 31/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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By nature - 25/09/2017 23:15

Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML

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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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By notsoproudfather - 01/02/2016 15:54 - India - Pune

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

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By ljjprchf - 13/12/2009 01:29 - Australia

Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:09

Lol he likes cheese so this is a MSLM (My Son Loves Me)

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 13:07

lol, one of those son/father moments you will never understand.

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Mauskau 35

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:44

ydi because you're french and they're known for cheese

Bucinka 5

Thursday 31 December 2009 5:39

Behold the power of cheese....

hitman54545 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 6:09

yo nigga my son is 16 he askn me for money what ido?

japtch 15

Thursday 22 March 2012 17:30

Tell him to get a job.

medopal 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 15:52

it would be an fml if he said ur breath stinks, but this one is very cute :)

RoryStorm239 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 0:30

totally ^_^ this isn't an FML at all!! at least your son complimented you!

cybermolly10 7

Tuesday 28 June 2011 2:35

Could be dandruff shampoo, that gives my husband a weird, cheesy smell.

at0micmin3r 23

Friday 26 August 2011 11:17

You smell like CHEESE? YDI.

afulks78 11

Wednesday 5 October 2011 5:59

??bro

Ajwc101 24

Monday 18 June 2012 2:18

Sleepy_Brown_23 0

Saturday 11 August 2012 7:47

Lol

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Same thing different taste

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