Intimacy: Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy...

By andifalls - 24/01/2011 05:11

Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart. I'm 16, still a virgin and haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. FML

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Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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By GrandmasWhore - 04/04/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 10:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML

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By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

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By Susan - 18/03/2013 08:59 - Ireland

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML

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By for fuck's sake, gran - 25/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Bainbridge

Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML

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By virginmary - 06/12/2009 08:07 - United States

Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML

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By dynah114 - 27/01/2013 19:08 - Israel - Petah Tiqva

Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML

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Chill out, Mom

By Anonymous - 16/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, my mom is in hysterics, all because I told her I don't want to get married or have kids, and I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML

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MrLaryRottweila 1

Monday 24 January 2011 12:34

only in walmart..

hnz 13

Monday 24 January 2011 12:17

I think she is the one who needs a pregnancy test. indirectly asking you to ge it for her.

Comments

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 24 January 2011 20:00

She's senile. Buy the test, draw a line on it with a pen, tell her the child is hers and demand she pays support.

ReginaFalange_fml 13

Monday 24 January 2011 20:29

I find it sad that the op seems to think its bad to be 16 and still a virgin with out any relationship since she was 13. There's nothing at all wrong with that, who would possibly ever say that there is??!?!

Amgnowai 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 20:21

AMG IT'S PHEOBE!

bramberkhout 10

Wednesday 26 January 2011 3:14

duckface avatar -.-

ReginaFalange_fml 13

Saturday 12 March 2011 0:03

f*ckface avatar -.-

Jenmic 14

Monday 24 January 2011 21:22

It's not that she thinks it bad. She is just pointing out that her grandmother thinks she is a tramp despite the fact that not only has she been single for 3 years but is a virgin as well.