Kids: Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My...

By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By Melissa - 08/03/2020 14:00

Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML

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By MovingOut - 16/01/2015 01:21 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Xerosnake90 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:14

Pwned.

Dosse 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:15

Wow. She's a sneaky one!

Comments

cbabyxxx 0

Friday 31 July 2009 15:16

that kid sucks... fyl indeed

Doomfrost 0

Friday 31 July 2009 15:57

Did you inform your mother that your sister could have picked it up from a number of sources? I.E Kids at school, another adult? I don't really understand why you were targeted unless you used colorful language in the past and you've gotten in trouble for it before. Anyways I'd tell your sis that karma has a way of paying back deeds that go unrewarded, either good or bad, and that what she does now will determine the payback she gets.

russianspy1234 11

Friday 31 July 2009 16:04

steal some of your mom's nice jewelry and leave it in your sister's room

daarlingdamsel 0

Friday 31 July 2009 18:34

Bahaha, that would be awesome. I would totally do that :)

qazqwer313 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:55

What if his mother thinks he told her to do that too? Then bring out the heavy things like steal from the sister necklaces dvd's then pawn it spend the cash or hide it and then say "revenge is a dish best served STOLEN" and then laugh like a villan

305alive 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:08

little do you know your sister is a 9 year old butt *****

efwiz 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:47

ROFL sounds like she's been watching Chappelle's Show...HAHA, GOTCHA BITCH! But seriously, your mother should have realized that she could have easily picked that phrase up in school...or from HBO for that matter!

icertainlysuck 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:54

Id beat the hell out of my little brother if he ever did that to me. FYL

doctorbob 0

Friday 31 July 2009 21:03

yea same here, 71. although my little brother is not that evil enough, and my mom doesnt blame me and grounds me just because he said a dirty word that most likely came from school. i mean, thats the number one source. older brothers come in a close third after TV. FYL