By Kimberly - 25/07/2009 09:55 - United States

Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML
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iBad 0

she said bullshit at 9 years old?

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mkpj 0

OMG! What is it with disrespectful kids these days? It makes me not want to have kids one day.

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letitbe56 0

Why? Just raise your kids to be respectful. When kids are disrespectful, I tend to think it has to do with a lack of discipline on their parents' parts.

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danettestrong 0

seriously tho to be that blunt at 9 .. jeez someone didn't parent the kid right. even at 20 I'd never talk that way to any uncles or aunts ever

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bethechange_fml 0

That 9 yr old needs a butt woopen. Cause 1) A nine year old should not be asking their aunt such a personal question 2) What up with cussing? Is she raised in the hood or something? Shes freaking 9.

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ohreally123 0

there's nothing wrong with waiting anyways

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Amkii 0

Wow, a 9 year-old? What a mouth (and attitude) on her! Her parents suuuuure are doin' a GREAT job raising her! ;) And I agree with #47. There is nothing wrong with waiting!

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NorfolkDude 2

I highly doubt it's her parent's fault. Primarily because schools no adays teach sex-ed during fifth grade, and at 9 years old, she'd be in fourth or fifth grade. With that said, virginity isn't really something to worry about. I mean eventually you will, and you probably don't want to lose it to some guy who might just not care about you. So just relax, and don't take your 9 year old seriously. Someday, she's going to be some wild woman, and have a hard time keeping a guy down.

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lolololcheese 0

are you saying sex-ed is inappropriate in 5th grade?

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Cloudy_fml 0

@ #112 - I didn't get that from NorfolkDude's comment. I read it as him just stating that it happens.

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Zoa_fml 0

Why didn't you just say, It's none of your damn business because you are 9 years old, and you shouldn't even know what that means?!

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maria12_fml 0

When my son was 3 he was obsessed with trucks. But since he was 3 whenever he said truck he said ****. It was so hard not to laugh! Also, my niece who was 3 somehow learned the word bitch and called her mom that when she was mad.

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Upside_Down 0

Don't worry about it. it's gonna hurt so why not wait til it's with your husband?

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letitbe56 0

That's a stupid reason.

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