Kids: Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told...

By Kimberly - 25/07/2009 09:55 - United States

Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML

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By herpderp - 11/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML

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Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML

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By foreveralone - 10/07/2020 17:04

Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2024 23:00

Today, every boyfriend I’ve ever had dumped me because they realised I was serious about saving myself until marriage. I’m now in my late 30s, single, and childless. My sister, whose knickers were up and down like a yo-yo in high school, is happily married with 3 great kids. Religion is for idiots. FML

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By joe - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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By julia - 11/06/2011 11:12 - United States

Today, my five year-old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

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By uhoh.. - 22/03/2015 19:51 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

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By aprouddaddy - 04/12/2014 23:46 - France - Paris

Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML

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Saturday 25 July 2009 17:32

she said bullshit at 9 years old?

666midnight 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:28

haha, can't lie to kids XD

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AntiChrist7 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:31

Every girl can get a guy. It's probably not the guy you want, but you girls have the edge on that, compared to us men

fili450r 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:46

she is talking about her virginity....not a flat tire.....haha, just had to point it out...nice comparison though. =D

dlogan93 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:46

id be more upset about the fact that she 9 than you not getting a guy.

Wharfrat 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:10

Your 9 Y/O niece said THAT! And you feel bad about YOURSELF?? That kids parents are the ones who should be posting on here! Obnoxious lil twat!

jrl585 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:11

tell you niece that you lost your virgenety from a donkey at a mexicon donkey show lol

dirtylittlewolf 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:12

You need to slap that little kid and give them a spanking stuff like that should never come out a young person's mouth. If you wish to save yourself for marriage, kudos to you for having a strong will.

ihatestupidppl 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:26

Umm I'm pretty sure your sister or brother is the one who's life is actually ****** here, considering their 9 year old child is cursing and randomly asking people if they're virgins. Or maybe they deserve it for not raising their kid better...

Dukedj 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:04

There's no way this is even real. A nine year old wouldn't have that much knowledge of swear words and what virginity even means. Your life is ****** for being a ******* loser and making up things just so people will notice you. Go make some friends.

letitbe56 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:41

Wow, you don't remember being nine? I certainly knew those things when I was nine; the difference is I knew better than to say them.

jessiana7 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:22

When I was nine I knew all that stuff. I would never dare to say any of that shit though! When someone says something like that, you better believe the belt is gonna be whipped out.