Kids: Today, I was knocked unconscious by the 10 year-old I was babysitting...

By kids shouldnt have hard sports equipment - 18/01/2016 01:48 - Australia - Woodville

Today, I was knocked unconscious by the 10 year-old I was babysitting because it was his younger sister's bedtime and he didn't want her to go. When I came to, their mother was screaming at me for sleeping on the job. In the middle of the kitchen floor. I lost a job and gained a killer headache. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 15:51 - United States - West Newton

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML

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By rachelllynne - 09/05/2013 17:44 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, the woman I babysat for blamed me for the cut on her son's face, and fired me with no pay for not looking after him properly. He already had the cut when I arrived. FML

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By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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By good big sister? - 02/07/2013 17:39 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By little_star78 - 13/11/2013 11:08 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML

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By peestain - 25/10/2010 10:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML

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Mightytall 35

Monday 18 January 2016 11:18

I hope you went straight to hospital to get checked out and right after that to police and filed an assault charge. Being blacked out for any amount of time is a serious health issue and a concussion and headache would be the least of your worries. As harsh as it sounds, if the kid doesn't learn what consequences are, he is going to kill someone before he's a teen.

emmeelgee 10

Monday 18 January 2016 10:57

You lost your job? Did the mom not give you any time to explain..? (I think I already know the answer)

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wallac7 31

Monday 18 January 2016 10:55

Wow that sucks big time I feel for you OP what a stupid mother

emmeelgee 10

Monday 18 January 2016 10:57

You lost your job? Did the mom not give you any time to explain..? (I think I already know the answer)

sturschaedel 27

Monday 18 January 2016 14:28

Yeah. At least now you know where the kid got his behaviour from.

oathkeeper99 31

Monday 18 January 2016 10:57

That's weird, normally when I've been babysitting siblings the older one thinks it's hilarious that the younger one has to go to bed first. He must really love his sister I guess. This is kinda cute, apart from the whole being knocked out and screamed at thing.

RainTears 15

Monday 18 January 2016 16:43

More scary than cute. I dont know any 10 year olds that would get that physical

mads_fml 7

Monday 18 January 2016 20:12

He attacked OP with a blunt object to the head because his little sister was going to SLEEP. Cute? It's seriously alarming and the mother needs to be held responsible and get her child behavioral therapy or something.

Wiringify 22

Monday 18 January 2016 11:04

How did the 10 year old knock you out?

onlychildFTW 33

Monday 18 January 2016 11:06

Yeah I'm wondering that to. How can a 10 year old knock someone out that easily? Unless they used some kind of aid like throwing a toaster or something.

chinaski7628 32

Monday 18 January 2016 11:29

I'm guessing, by OP's user name, it was with some kind of heavy sports equipment....

sturschaedel 27

Monday 18 January 2016 14:29

My guess: baseball bat. Or kricket.

Joshawott 21

Monday 18 January 2016 17:40

Could have been a well-aimed heatshot. For example, when my older brother was a toddler he infamously knocked my Mum out cold when he was trying to get her attention and threw a toy hippo at her from the top of the stairs.

MiLM 37

Monday 18 January 2016 11:08

You should be happy; you don't have to deal with that idiot/psycho family again :D But yeah, FYL for the headache and getting knocked out P:

thefmlman2011 36

Monday 18 January 2016 11:15

Personally, I would let you explain first, before loosing my shit

cheeeksss 29

Monday 18 January 2016 12:44

Lol, 'loosing my shit'

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 18 January 2016 15:44

I have to say that that is an excellent typo, 7.

BrotherPhil 35

Thursday 21 January 2016 21:38

Maybe so, but if the mother had been that sensible, her child would probably not think of criminal assault as a dispute resolution technique.

Mightytall 35

Monday 18 January 2016 11:18

kirasant 19

Monday 18 January 2016 12:39

Yeah, I'm not suit happy, but knocking someone out is a serious thing and OP could have some real effects from not only the first blow, but the impact with the floor after. I hope OP got themselves checked out and takes some action.

aeryn97 17

Monday 18 January 2016 14:01

Yep! any loss of consciousness automatically indicates moderate brain trauma. any loss of consciousness for more than 30 seconds is serious brain trauma. so if OP was out for more than 30 sec then it's definitely serious enough to need to spend the night in hospital. my kid had a bad fall and was listed at minor and they kept her for 4 hrs until she started going on about how she was starving. also if you vomit more than once after it's a sign to call the ambulance. somehow I'm thinking that OP might be exaggerating. if not then go immediately to hospital.

tounces7 27

Wednesday 20 January 2016 9:31

Wouldn't there be a giant bruise or blackened mark to indicate something had happened besides "falling asleep"?

hellnosucka 27

Monday 18 January 2016 11:18

I would watch this fml as a movie.

GrumpyGrinch 23

Monday 18 January 2016 11:24

Exactly as #8 says: "I hope you went straight to hospital to get checked out and right after that to police and filed an assault charge." 1. This is serious health damage, possibly lasting one. 2. The parents are responsible for their kids behaviour before they are 18, sue the parents, get compensation. You deserve it. Nobody is allowed to knock out people (for doing their job), not even a 10 year old. Apparently he had strength and skills enough. Afraid all that screaming at you thing was aimed to get you confused and trick you to think its somehow your fault.