By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 14:36 - United States - Arlington

Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
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Lunchy306 8

get to a doctor and get checked. that's probably not acne bro.

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limegreenpoopie 31

get that checked out man. that ain't the type of acne you can get on your face or anything.

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Badnews444 3

I believe those particular pimples prefer to be called herpes

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amsterdamgirl 20

herpes are blisters. acne sucks everywhere

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JewKnowIt 19

I'd get checked by a doctor, but surprisingly you can get acne on your dick and it's pretty common. Keep it clean, shower a lot, and apply spot tonic if you can. DO NOT POP THEM btw.

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DoomedGemini 37

Definitely see he doctor- though not just to make sure it's not a STD. There's medication you can get prescribed when you have bad enough acne.

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travidebla 8

Dude, see a doctor. Doesn't have to be an STD but you should check it out regardless.

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robbanks34590 8

how are you gonna explain that to girls?

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hmrhoades 18

Pimples aren't permanent. But, if he is showing more than one girl, then it could be something else that it permanent. Hopefully he gets it checked and takes care of it accordingly.

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themassivefuckup 16

Brother... I hope those are just pimples, my man.

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