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By Clumsyblonde22 - 04/06/2011 11:22 - United States

Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

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By Mum2be - 15/08/2021 04:01

Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML

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By sadcat - 06/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

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By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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By oh, good - 15/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Oww - 09/08/2022 00:00

Today, my ill-tempered cat tried to slap me in the face. She ended up sticking one of her claws as far up my nostril as it would go, and got stuck. Not only did I kinda get to experience what it feels like to be stabbed, I also got a horrible nosebleed. FML

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By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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Blueglasscup 18

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:08

And your relatives came back to a dead aunt?

mandaboo 8

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:00

I'm sorry for your loss :( some people....

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Jamialia 5

Monday 6 June 2011 5:09

Sue her or demand a new cat. Stupid ******* bitch.

skeetNyoEYEhoe 0

Monday 6 June 2011 13:13

"avenge"

diggs010 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:01

you should give her cyanide to ease her sore throat.

PurtayKittay 10

Tuesday 7 June 2011 9:48

you poor baby! especially the cat. I'm so sorry for your loss.):

PurtayKittay 10

Tuesday 7 June 2011 9:52

you poor baby! especially the cat. I'm so sorry for your loss.):

courtney1313 8

Thursday 9 June 2011 8:30

Sorry about your cat, but i laughed SO damn hard when I read that. I'd beat your aunts ass though. And bury her beside the dead kitty.

JawDropJuliaxD 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:08

thats ******* awful.

almostalbino 10

Friday 10 June 2011 19:18

This makes me sad! Stupid woman.

diabetic2damax 11

Friday 10 June 2011 21:05

Damn

Tiber_fml 12

Saturday 11 June 2011 2:15

once I dropped some aspirin and couldn't find it thought it went under the stove next day my sister's cat died it must of fell into the cat's milk bowl I just couldn't tell her what happend to this day she still thinks it just died

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