Money: Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen....

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 00:36 - Austria

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

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You deserved it 3 136

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML

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By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

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By pissedinSwiss - 17/07/2009 15:01 - Switzerland

Today, while backpacking in Switzerland I had my camera stolen. Not only does this have photos of my entire trip but the pictures I took for my best friend's wedding. I was the only photographer of her elopement. FML

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By Fuck irony - 29/10/2017 10:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML

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Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By mugged - 15/12/2010 11:58 - Germany

Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML

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You deserved it 3 749

By Chelsea - 18/05/2013 08:57 - Australia - Perth

Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

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By mick - 29/04/2018 19:00

Today, on my and my wife's very first camping holiday, someone cut a hole in the tent wall while we slept and stole everything, including my keys and the car. Finally getting home, it seems the thieves got our address from the car's sat-nav and burgled the house as well. FML

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LittleMissRaven 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:59

There's a saying: The worse the wedding, the better the marriage. Here's to an AWESOME, long, and happy marriage.

jjames7543 13

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:03

da-da-da-damn :/

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5up3rTAN 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 11:34

go on Maury and have all the guests take a lie detector to see who done it

robc32ca 4

Sunday 19 September 2010 11:40

god doesn't bless your marriage.

xdanixx 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 12:22

Oh that sucks! I hope karma bites whoever stole it in the ass

loshysucks 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 12:30

if u mean by mobile iphone then yeah fyl !!

LolSarcasm 14

Sunday 19 September 2010 12:30

The nerve of some people. I bet the person who did it was just jealous.

goldhighways 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 13:00

wow how disrespectful. fyl :(

Kanvis78 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 13:06

This is all wrong and backwards? Shouldn't the newly wwd husband be on here like; today I got married, now my wallet is empty, credit cards are gone, my car keys are gone, and where's my sammich!? >:)

Johnnieeeeee 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 13:35

at least someone didn't steal your husband... yet...

remieshine16 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 14:23

omg , I feel so awful , but hav a awesome honeymoon !!

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 18:15

Why would you feel awful?... Wait, you stole her stuff?!

crazimami 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 15:41

now this is an epic FAIL

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