By FractalSanity - 01/02/2009 08:11 - Canada

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML
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Blank_fml 0

lol You can pick your friends You can pick your nose But you can't (or atleast should not) pick your friend's nose!

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Rayn4u_fml 0

Now she won't think her boyfriend's that bad anymore. You're done.

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thecompromise 0

Saying retard is kind of offensive. Being retarded isn't bad. Being ignorant is.

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purpleywhales 0

honestly I really doubt they meant it to be offensive and how bout people who just toss around the word gay?

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tennisislove22 0

haha thats not so bad if i was the friend it would just make me laugh and i would feel better

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soulsfirefly 8

Yeah, I agree with #20. You could have picked a less ignorant word. Really, it makes me hope you're banished to the friend ladder forever.

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fuckkkkk_fml 0

#22 and 20 are right. using retard = not cool

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singer101 0

smooth. this made me laugh ;-D

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ely46 0

She had to of started laughing at you, I would. You must have cheered her up a little. This is not a FML, it is a Good Job! you cheered a friend up!

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24788 6

lol, everyone makes mistakes like that.

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