Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed...

By wtf - 16/06/2016 06:02 - United States - Fairfield

Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 276

You deserved it 5 909

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 847

You deserved it 54 009

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 177

You deserved it 46 908

By Misterhippo - 02/09/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 091

You deserved it 3 084

By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 255

You deserved it 330

Public freakout!

By Cheerieful - 07/05/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 193

You deserved it 10 255

Greetings

By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 254

You deserved it 1 513

By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 384

You deserved it 6 389

By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 703

You deserved it 35 193

Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 702

You deserved it 5 035

By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 138

You deserved it 3 706

Mynamewontfi 40

Friday 17 June 2016 2:37

You made her crush her crush.

MAT1218 7

Friday 17 June 2016 2:40

bad idea game strong

Comments

Kostyniuk 11

Friday 17 June 2016 8:36

Alright; so... your friend's probably lost any chance with her crush, and her crush smashed his head off the floor. but, hey. you're right. you didnt lose anything but FYL, right? makes sense.

spearcom 13

Friday 17 June 2016 9:44

Well now they know they have something in common. They both hate you now.

demix_fml 32

Friday 17 June 2016 11:26

Maybe let them sort out there own love life.

lusanna 19

Friday 17 June 2016 12:20

What are you, 12?

tntscl 4

Friday 17 June 2016 16:03

What a great conversation starter. Great job!

Joliefille_fml 2

Friday 17 June 2016 16:11

Depending on the kind of person he is, he may not like her at all because of this. Like everyone said, I would apologize to the crush asap

FML_dude_117 8

Friday 17 June 2016 16:23

Now what have you learned from this?

jellopuddinpop 1

Friday 17 June 2016 18:34

Sounds like the start of a romantic comedy.

SOILEDIT 51

Saturday 18 June 2016 3:09

Yeah, sounds a bit like a sitcom.

scooter165 15

Friday 17 June 2016 20:57

Your idea, your fault.

sleepyolivia 14

Saturday 18 June 2016 9:31

Something... kind of similar happened to me. My best friend tried to push me into my crush while he was by his locker, but she missed and slammed me into a locker which caused me to hit my head and back really hard.