Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed...

By wtf - 16/06/2016 06:02 - United States - Fairfield

Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML

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You deserved it 5 909

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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You deserved it 54 009

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 177

You deserved it 46 908

By Misterhippo - 02/09/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

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You deserved it 3 084

By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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You deserved it 330

Public freakout!

By Cheerieful - 07/05/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

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You deserved it 10 255

Greetings

By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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You deserved it 1 513

By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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You deserved it 6 389

By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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You deserved it 35 193

Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 702

You deserved it 5 035

By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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You deserved it 3 706

Mynamewontfi 40

Friday 17 June 2016 2:37

You made her crush her crush.

MAT1218 7

Friday 17 June 2016 2:40

bad idea game strong

Comments

Krovels 10

Friday 17 June 2016 3:57

that's one way to get them together

naajster 14

Friday 17 June 2016 4:50

That's taking falling for somebody to a whole new level

PotatoeNumberOne 8

Friday 17 June 2016 4:53

Is he still alive?

TheTacoMan 24

Friday 17 June 2016 4:58

How exactly is this an FML for you? Like there isn't a button that says "you're a bloody idiot" but if there was, trust me, I'd click it now.

janfleury 19

Friday 17 June 2016 5:14

Apologize....fast. You don't want him thinking she did it.

filthyPierre 4

Friday 17 June 2016 6:15

Butterfly Effect. Well, sorta.

rjc490 29

Friday 17 June 2016 6:35

Today, I was walking down my school hall; when a girl pushed her friend into me, which caused me to crack my skull. FML

Mike_Oxhard 14

Friday 17 June 2016 6:37

Aww, he fell head over heels for her. You're such a great cupid OP.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 18 June 2016 12:14

People forget that Cupid makes people fall in love by shooting them through the heart. So cracking skulls isn't that different.

Mightytall 35

Friday 17 June 2016 7:24

You might have considered giving her a different kind of push instead. Like encourage her to speak to him and ask him on a date instead of what you actually did.

Jennapea 15

Friday 17 June 2016 8:07

Let's just hope your friend isn't super mad at you and sees that you didn't mean any harm :p I agree with that other noter- apologize fast so her crush doesn't think she did it!