Love: Today, my boyfriend proudly showed me that he's put me in his...

By Anonymous - 23/09/2018 14:00

Today, my boyfriend proudly showed me that he's put me in his favourites contact list on his phone with a heart image. Cute, but I saw another contact on the list with a heart image as well: his favourite take out restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 16:54 - Canada - Delta

Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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The good old days

By FBfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 16:30 - Saudi Arabia - Jiddah

Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML

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Two-stroke

By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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Leeono 26

Tuesday 18 September 2018 11:05

Both numbers are for eating out. Sounds fair.

Emma Marshall 19

Tuesday 18 September 2018 8:12

At least it wasn't another woman 🤷🏽‍♀️

Comments

SJKatt 15

Sunday 23 September 2018 23:04

Why is this a big deal? He loves you. He loves food. You both fulfill different needs in his life. Get over it.

bidet 9

Monday 24 September 2018 0:53

So any time he wants to eat out, he can just look for the heart icon.

Alaina Heuerman 20

Monday 24 September 2018 0:53

Honestly same.

Eddie Nakamura 6

Monday 24 September 2018 6:09

what's so bad about that??

lifeis4me 20

Monday 24 September 2018 8:19

At least you’re up there with favorite food. That’s a big win in my book.

Mortoli 30

Monday 24 September 2018 16:58

could have been worse lmao

campdude90 15

Tuesday 25 September 2018 7:06

If he’s sleeping with someone at the takeout restaurant, then that would be concerning... otherwise don’t worry about it

DiscomfortZone 7

Tuesday 25 September 2018 14:39

You obviously habe no idea how important takeouts are. Unlike girlfriends - it's hard to find a decent one. Take the f***ing complement and quit fishing for trouble.