Painful, Bikes and Health: Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst...

By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 21:02 - Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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By magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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By Shaun - 16/06/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

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Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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amerwin 3

Monday 20 June 2011 23:13

Is tequila your name or were you pedaling under the influence?

MrSassypants 32

Monday 20 June 2011 23:35

hopefully wearing your helmet. There I finished your sentence.

Comments

payableondeath 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:19

datz f'd up

TiffanyMarie1240 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:33

ouch! sorry for you...that guy is a stupid!

darkness4dummies 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:21

lol thats like when a persons crying and somebody walks up to them and asks are you sad? **** YEAH IM SAD IM CRYING YOU DUMBSHIT

Thoagland94 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:24

walk it off!

kristylew03 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:46

People say the dumbest things.

susie_spiff 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:08

be considerate of the sidewalk! show some respect!

ChiddyBANGr 13

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:58

Anyone else pronounce 'torpedoing' as 'torp-doing' when you first read it??

metallicaklr 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:39

oh wow im not the only one woo!

Skatejock21 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:03

well... did you get hurt? if you didn't, than why make a big deal out of it. I've broken my arm falling out of bed... so I don't know why you're complaining.

faryn 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:05

i did the same thing a couple of weeks ago chipped my front tooth in half. only difference nobody was anywhere near and i had to limp while carrying my bike the rest of the way home.

Skatejock21 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 7:18

I broke my arm falling out of bed and face planted at the same time. Yeah, face planting the ground hurts; I ran into a pole on my bike when I was 9 and fell on the ground, but it's nothing to complain about. No pain no game! Now you have a cool story to tell!! If I did what you did, I'd consider it another accomplishment in my life! - - and if you didn't get hurt, than be happy about it. They at least didn't laugh at you.