By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 20:36 - Mexico

Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML
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dan13mey 0

It took you both a whole hour to get it untangled?

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GoW_Chick 14

Imagine if you had your tongue pierced and it got caught in the blanket that would of been even funnier, stop molesting your blanket OP. :-P

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22jrdn55 15

OR you could spare the whole piercing process and simply lick a freezing pole.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

I fail to see how that could happen, not involving some serious stupidity or a strange blanket fetish.

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GoW_Chick 14

That was sort of the point of the joke, though I will admit it wasn't a stroke of comedic genius.

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Spazz420 7

The worst is when u r drying your face and your nose ring gets caught in the towel!!

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kailey196 0

Was it your septum ?

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HappyJello 7

Well you have to admit, it kinda of sounds like one. Except the part of him stabbing you with swords.

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josiemorehouse 12

LOL sorry OP. I feel your pain. My nip rings (open horseshoe hoops) get caught on my tanktops and tangled in my bath poof. My hubby laughs at me too. Insensitive jerks. ;)

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Get captive bead rings, I've had absolutely no problems with them.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

If you don't want to get laughed at for getting your nipple ring caught in things, don't get them.

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josiemorehouse 12

I had captives. Wanted a change. To the other douche who said 'don't get them'... Words cannot describe the amazing pleasure piercings in erogenous zones can be. Maybe you should get a little freaky and see how awesome it feels!!!!

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Hi I'm the douche. I'd prefer to be a little less freaky because rings sticking out of my man **** may not be attractive.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Hey, 46 is right, purposefully placed piercings take pleasure to another dimension. I wouldn't give mine up for anything. I understand if they are not your thing, but you don't need to judge those of us who have some if you haven't experienced it yourself.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Not judging, just stating that if you don't want your rings to get caught in things, don't get them.

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Ninjasaurus18 9

#81- That's what I said. I'd you don't want them caught on stuff, don't get them. Idk, nipple piercings look like they'd hurtXD. I prefer my lip and corset piercings.

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contrabandist 0

Wouldn't it have been easier to just undo the nose ring from your nose and untangle IT?? I swear common sense isn't so common anymore.

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Snafuusmc 12

Ew nose rings! Sorry op but bleh!

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xDefiant 4

I found my nose peircing hurt the worst. My lip and tongue weren't bad. I feel for you, I got towels and stuff stuck on my nose ring when I still had it. But like others had said, something to laugh about later.. and at least your boyfriend has a sense of humor.

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