Miscellaneous: Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 20:36 - Mexico

Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By buckerooo - 03/12/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML

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By CoalRose - 11/09/2016 20:33 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By savagepixie - 01/06/2019 14:09

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By wtf1234 - 03/05/2011 01:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML

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Fight Club for Dummies

By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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dan13mey 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 0:42

It took you both a whole hour to get it untangled?

WCARlover 34

Saturday 7 January 2012 0:46

At least he helped you

Comments

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 7 January 2012 2:45

You do know Bulls are male, right?

Mister_Triangle 21

Saturday 7 January 2012 11:08

Irrelevant; it was never claimed to be a literal bull fight.

redmnky21 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:17

why didn't u just take the nose ring out then pull it free from the blanket?

TonyIsMyDog 2

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:17

Another good reason not to have a nose ring, they are disgusting.

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:25

I agree, yuck!

StalinsHeir 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:27

Ydi for having a nose ring. Do you think you are a cow?

UnknownyMous 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 5:47

Lol, this just makes me laugh. :D

Mister_Triangle 21

Saturday 7 January 2012 11:12

To each their own. Don't judge someone else for their choices and they won't judge you for yours....at least, that's how it should be. Too bad the world is full of hypocrites.

TonyIsMyDog 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:28

He's not judging anyone, he's making a funny comment. If he were judging he would've said something like "All people that have nose rings are scum". There's a big difference. Besides, who are you to say he can't comment? Isn't that what this board is for??

brianjman14 22

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:57

How did it take you over an hour? That's what I'm wondering.

TonyIsMyDog 2

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:06

I told her a million times not to exaggerate.

hateevryone 14

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:59

wow. you need a new nose ring

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:06

Contrary to popular belief, the color red doesn't anger bulls... It's the way the matador waves the flag.

ddssuperstar 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:08

Bulls are colourblind so even a lime green flag would grab it's attention in the same way.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:22

That is true, however the use of a red flag is most common because it hides the blood as the bull is being stabbed to death. The fact that it is the most common flag seen is actually what is creating the "was it red?" jokes, not some common misconception.