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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 16:05 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML

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By whatthewoah - 02/09/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML

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By Midge - 16/03/2010 23:03 - United States

Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2016 03:46 - United States - Nampa

Today, I took my binder on a short road trip two hours away from my home, so that I could study for my upcoming finals. When I got home, I realized I that had left my binder all the way there, containing my notes, classwork, homework, finals notes, etc. FML

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By stupid_airbag - 13/08/2012 08:06 - Australia

Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML

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By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By dumbassgrad - 12/12/2012 19:14 - United States - El Monte

Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML

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By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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By fiat850 - 09/05/2020 17:00

Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

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anon80214 15

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:29

This generation is going to have the worst back problems because of this kind of shit. FYL.

CustardAndPie 13

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:26

At least you know the safety system works. :)

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cariana 6

Thursday 13 September 2012 23:42

Put the books on the floor

pittyfinny 4

Friday 14 September 2012 3:53

So put it in the trunk

alessandrakf 6

Friday 14 September 2012 5:25

Not the first time I've heard of this

MargaretColleen 8

Friday 14 September 2012 5:27

My mom has had to do that with groceries before

WillxClassic 1

Friday 14 September 2012 7:10

V0))OlOzr

gavo 8

Friday 14 September 2012 13:33

so?? hows this an FML? you life so dull that this it the most exciting thing thats ever happened??

DeadManRising13 0

Friday 14 September 2012 16:05

This has happened to me

bbf17 2

Friday 14 September 2012 19:27

definitely not worthy of an fml..

tjreadsalot 0

Friday 14 September 2012 23:34

Because we should complain about things that happen to all of us...

Ambaayyy 8

Saturday 15 September 2012 6:19

Why didn't you just put it on the floor?

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