Intimacy: Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site... - FML

By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:10

hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

Dirk_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:06

swallow a fork dude.

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SimplySynful 3

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:32

Must have been quite the awkward trip.

Thutboy 12

Tuesday 11 August 2009 6:51

Did you quit?

aria02 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 9:35

yeah but it wont auto complete any profanity. I jus tried. No "virgin boy assholes" were suggested. He had to look it up before

lucich 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:13

hahahah, all these innuendos [ sp ? ] are cracking me up, (: "...he asks if he can push in your stool..." haa. sucks for you bud, but, thanks for giving me a good chuckle !

rcjamie 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:26

dude, get another job, fast!

person1000003 0

Friday 21 August 2009 4:47

lol

Than_fml 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:35

Dude, you don't search for pornography at work, what ever the content is.

LyAna5 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 11:46

lol. all random.

ilMyBlueNails 0

Monday 24 August 2009 12:01

loool wow.....

Bean1bag 0

Monday 24 August 2009 19:26

Good Luck! lol

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