Intimacy: Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site... - FML

By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:10

hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

Dirk_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:06

swallow a fork dude.

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CinnaMa 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 5:25

#398 hilarious.!. The fact he's lookin for virgin boys, um police anyone?!?

infernalpuppet 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 4:45

I have the strangest sudden curiosty to look up this so called "young virgin assholes" ...hmmmm perhaps it was reffering to Alex yung, creator of the virgin mobile and us known for being an asshole with high prices... PERFECT SENSE! :D

infernalpuppet 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 4:47

wait nevermind it's "virgin BOY assholes"... hmmm perhaps he...um is pedo bear!!!! :0

carlaa2 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:31

HAHA maybe u should ask him if hes gay and say ur straight and he wont do anything

fagboy2345 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 4:30

that's all I ever search

bernie69 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 4:27

he's gonna ride with u on the Plane, right? :)

what_the_fail 0

Friday 22 January 2010 6:41

Hahaha this fml is gold. Lmfao hahahaha

jonnnnyboy16 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 6:14

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Hypnoziz 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:42

can i just say...youre totally ******. deal with it. lol!

JovialJosh 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:42

holy shit that sucks!!!!!

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