Ok, seriously-- to all the people saying "Just because he's gay doesn't mean he'll rape you!" Take a step back and look at this pragmatically. If this FML were like "Today I saw my Boss' latest Google search was 'Banging young red heads.' I'm a 22 year old red head and have a trip with him next week." You'd say FYL, right? A girl would be stupid to not have her guard up from there. You don't have to be a homophobe to be concerned about your own personal safety and professional future. Straight girls don't think that all straight guys are out to rape them-- but they certainly ought to be careful about their own safety. I can't believe there are so many folks pretending to be "reasonable" while saying that the OP is Homophobic just by being concerned for his own safety. If I saw my boss had google searched "Virgin Boy Assholes," I'd be stupid not to be a bit on my guard around him.

sleep with ur butcheeks closed together!!! tape 'em and good luck!!!

hhahahaahahahahahaha i'm so sorry but i gotta laugh hope u dont end up having sex with him xx

That right there is ******* hilarious. Was there an awkwards stare exchanged between you two? You looking like an innocent puppy and him looking like at you like 'yeah thats's right'. Funny stuff.

lmfao!!!! lmfao!!!! lmfao!!!! im like literally laughing my ****** ass off right now!!

I just laughed so ******* hard at that, you have no idea.

You don't have to be a homophobe to find that awkward. I'm not a homophobe and if I was him, I'd be a little freaked out.

I call bullshit on this fml

Maybe a virgin boy was being an asshole and he wanted to know how to deal with it?

i call complete bullshit on this fml