Intimacy: Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site... - FML

By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:10

hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

Dirk_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:06

swallow a fork dude.

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allstar809 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 15:20

Ok people, even if the boss searches virgin boy assholes, the **** that would show up would still be legal. they use over 18 people but that look younger.

SLaCkErZzz 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 7:12

Shit auto-correct....

absurdlibra 1

Tuesday 7 February 2012 16:28

.....yaoi

sarahcluv 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 0:04

How was the trip? LOOL

MLSoccer1245 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:14

Oh god why.....

ZombieKittenz 6

Wednesday 15 February 2012 4:03

Go get another job. Like, NOW.

coker1891 1

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:59

RAPE

mmblack0599 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:50

I hope he has lube..!!!! ;)

peteraj16 4

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:59

AHAHAHAGHAHHAHAHAHA

BabyGirlJr1 11

Saturday 31 March 2012 18:59

You're screwed lol

mjmlacrosse 2

Saturday 30 June 2012 6:44

In more than one way...

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