Intimacy: Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site... - FML

By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:10

hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

Dirk_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:06

swallow a fork dude.

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PJLJ 6

Sunday 23 December 2012 1:50

Be optimistic this could give u a raise or promotion

Kingbreezy04 10

Thursday 31 January 2013 23:24

Someone's getting a promotion, someones's getting a promotion.

GreatEqualizer 2

Sunday 24 February 2013 22:29

So your boss is Catholic?

turtlesandcheese 4

Saturday 9 March 2013 16:32

I don't know how that turns into that?

simsgirlgem 25

Wednesday 13 March 2013 14:04

At first when i read this I thought I went to a Yaoi site XD

fuklyfe 5

Monday 25 March 2013 4:42

hahaha maybe he was searching for you

SixthSinEnvy 39

Monday 1 April 2013 0:42

Clench those cheeks!!!

masonsmither 11

Tuesday 30 April 2013 1:55

Good luck with that man.

Cowsxgoxmoo78 8

Wednesday 29 May 2013 5:22

I only see a problem if your a virgin... Maybe talk about how your gf wears a strap on and how sore your ass is?

thegreycat_fml 12

Friday 2 August 2013 7:46

Welp.

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