Intimacy: Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site... - FML

By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:10

hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

Dirk_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:06

swallow a fork dude.

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SuperStormCindy 8

Sunday 1 June 2014 8:10

It's so condescending that you assume he wants to have sex with you. And for everyone cracking inappropriate jokes, that isn't funny. YDI, OP.

SuperStormCindy 8

Sunday 1 June 2014 8:13

Also, FYI, anyone who uses Google would know that inappropriate things like that don't pop up under suggestions. You would have to manually search them.

Briar101 12

Friday 13 June 2014 7:40

Prepare your anus

CBN_Calebisboss1 10

Friday 20 June 2014 19:40

This needs a follow up!!!!

acdeaver 6

Thursday 3 July 2014 18:48

You're gunna end up ******....literally and figuratively. haha

Strider207 5

Saturday 5 July 2014 23:35

Hahaha, what #4 said.

hoeslikedicks 21

Thursday 17 July 2014 19:42

May your soul rest in peace.

alliegatorrrr 13

Thursday 7 August 2014 23:24

Ohmygod.

Simbaby 23

Friday 8 August 2014 6:11

He wants to spread your butter . ;D

soulangelnowings 10

Sunday 31 August 2014 0:24

uhm... IDK how he googled or searched that without a freaking Law & Order episode on his behind!! .

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