By AnonUser464 - 08/01/2013 16:40 - United States

Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 518
You deserved it 3 424

Same thing different taste

Top comments

nycwrestler 17

Your boss is a pussy. He should do it himself.

zombieslayer83 19

At least she will have plenty of free time to go on a date with you.

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1215116a 14

I'm wondering why this is thumbed down. I saw the joke in it. Huh. Oh well.

icepick23 12

Work romances are usually bad ideas. Fire her, blame the boss for putting you into this position, and ask if she wants to go talk. You won't be asking/pushing for a relationship but you'll be her emotional knight in shining armor.

PhishloverA 14

Then he'll go all Horrible Bosses mode. When you fire them he'll shout "What are you doing?! You're so heartless, firing four amazing employees?!"

XxKiKiMCRmyxX 4

It's your job to fire them... It seems like she'd understand.

Dating co-workers rarely works out anyway.

onorexveritas 23

did u at least get to ask out the girl u like?