Work: Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text... - FML

By maxthndr - 10/02/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

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Amkii 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 11:47

That is so awful... but really hilarious. Definitely something that would have happened to me. I don't have a text messaging plan either, and yet people text me alllllll the time. I usually have to pay $5-10 extra a month for stuff I can't control.

Therese_fml 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 14:38

If that's not BS and is real, I'm sorry man, that really sucks.

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thenixter 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:30

yea uhm...what? sorry if I'm wrong but doesn't the sender pay for the txt message and not the recipient?

BeautifulColours 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 14:43

There was once a time the recipient paid for a letter... Then they created the stamp system. Sorted. Now some people pay to receive texts... Not sorted.

joedog62 2

Sunday 13 December 2009 20:47

how did you get paid 25 cents wouldnt you lose 25 cents???

chinCHILLaOUT 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:28

Called tense. He PAID for the 25 cents. He lost the 25 cents cause he PAID for it. He didn't say "I GOT paid" he said "I paid" Learn your grammar.

Emsky66 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:20

why r u bothered about 25 cent??? that's virtually nothing!!!

aleshaBRIGHT 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 11:28

so are you saying you had to PAY to RECIEVE a text message ?? thats so bogus!

zkwaka 0

Monday 15 February 2010 19:57

where are you from? in America it costs to receive text messages... yeah it really sucks :( wherever u live im coming there

duhuj 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 9:59

the rest of the world come to the rest of the world you will never pay for receiving txts or calls again

skrffs 7

Monday 30 January 2012 22:32

That was my thought as well! Having to pay for recieving texts? Must suck! Never even heard of it before.. If I'm out of the country (Sweden) I have to pay if I answer when someone calls me but not even then for recieving texts..

toxic10uhc 0

Monday 11 January 2010 5:47

fail... srry to hear that... seems the prick would have enough moral fiber to call you...

dubbers98 0

Monday 8 February 2010 9:14

haha that's hilarious

peaceloveblaze 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 17:34

liarrrrrrrr! it is against the law to not be fired in person. duh. you all are stupid. he could sue for that.

jordamore 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:37

oh shit 25 cents down the drain!!! your boss fired you for being a bum. stop complaining over a quarter and go get another job you sack of shit.

zkwaka 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:05

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!

cheeseyseb 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:10

I've heard a comedian use this as a joke before...

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