Work: Today, my boss hired a new meat cutter because our old one stopped...

By Nanda - 14/06/2016 06:03 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boss hired a new meat cutter because our old one stopped showing up for work. After he put the smock on, I told him what needed to be done. Without saying a word, he walks over to my boss, hands him his smock and says, "I quit." Guess I'm on my own. FML

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By promoted - 20/12/2010 05:29 - Australia

Today, my boss quit his job and stopped coming in without warning. Guess who just inherited his tasks and responsibilities without the training or pay associated with his manager role. I was hired last year as a junior system admin. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2012 08:50 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and look for my own replacement, then interview him. FML

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By BossLady - 05/01/2022 08:01

Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML

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By vmml97 - 17/08/2009 21:16 - Canada

Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML

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By God dammit - 27/04/2024 02:00 - United States

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By Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 00:01

Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2014 20:57 - India - Kundan

Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML

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By BadKitty42 - 14/12/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, it was my last day at work. I was offered a better job and accepted. Not wanting to leave my present boss hanging, I asked for time to give notice. While I trained my replacement, the owner at the new job had time to think about how slow the season is, and he decided not to fill the position. FML

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By Deedee - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, fifteen minutes before the end of the day, my boss asked me who I was training to replace me. He then said never mind, that it was his job to choose someone. I hadn't indicated that I was planning on leaving the company. FML

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Tuesday 14 June 2016 18:15

Are you showing him how to cut human meat by any chance?

cookingoil18 6

Tuesday 14 June 2016 18:10

This is your chance to really show your boss what you are capable of. Work hard and I'm sure it will all work it in the end. Stay in there OP.

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dkane 12

Tuesday 14 June 2016 21:12

Seeing no reason for him to quit, I'm going to assume 1. You said what he needed to do rudely, or 2. He is a sexist person and does not like to be told what to do by a women, or 3. The job was not what he expected it to be.

sazarra 14

Wednesday 15 June 2016 0:41

Ask around and see if any of your friends are looking for a job. Maybe you can recommend someone to your manager. This way, he gets an employee and you're not stuck with all the work load. Win/win.

Mike_Oxhard 14

Wednesday 15 June 2016 1:04

Makes me think the job posting was misleading as a lot of them are. I've taken many jobs where I'm expected to do work that was not outlined in either the job description or interview. Apparently he didn't like it so he quit.Tell your boss or HR to write better job postings in the future.

alyssabreanne90 16

Wednesday 15 June 2016 2:18

That reason is exactly why when I post a job for our business, I always include "other duties as needed"

xXDemonWolfXx 13

Thursday 16 June 2016 8:56

Yeah j got hired for Lowe's and applied for unloading and did the interview for it as well but when I went to orientation they sprung on me that I was in lumber all of a sudden.