Work: Today, my boss sent out an email with the subject line "Urgent"....

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 08:16 - Australia

Today, my boss sent out an email with the subject line "Urgent". He accidentally left the body of the email blank. I replied to all staff "You're firing blanks Peter". I later heard that his wife once got drunk and told everyone that they couldn't have kids because he has a low sperm count. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML

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By Oops - 14/01/2010 15:55 - United States

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

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By Whoopsx99 - 30/01/2010 19:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, I sent an email to my boss about a sensitive project. After hitting send and getting a response, I remembered I'd set my automatic reply to say, "I'm currently out of the office, enjoying a much-needed break from all the idiots I work with." My boss was not amused when he replied and got the automatic email in return. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 18:02

Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML

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By Laura - 28/04/2021 11:01

Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2016 13:21 - Netherlands - Ottersum

Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML

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sydney9_fml 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 18:13

Bahahaha! I had to read that twice before I got it though... heehee

AdamGD 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 18:17

Wow... Ironic. Pretty hilarious though

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triplethreat13 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:44

i had to read this a couple times and THEN i got it...but if your boss wasn't in that situation, it would be a super clever thing to say!! :)

alexgisforme3 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:12

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dramakat11 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:24

I lol'd for realz

phoebatron_ 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:31

I just laughed so hard. Oh man, that's too good.

member0987654321 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 6:36

LMFAO!

the33dude33 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 8:47

YDI for not using a comma.

Aish_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 20:41

Okay now that makes zero sense.

z_vet 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 12:48

I don't see how it is FYL.

wasabipeas 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 15:54

Yeah, this is not an FML. Who cares? You didn't know.

tatertot8284 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 15:56

Well that's not the same as firing blanks, so you're in the clear.

NoteMyGrin 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:54

Aha, I liked your response to his blank message. FYL, there's no way you could have known, I'm sorry you were put in such an awkward situation! Hopefully your boss didn't take it the wrong way.