By TheVagabond_SRG - 02/08/2016 06:46 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I started my first day at a job. First thing my manager does is ask me if I knew the fastest way to kill someone there, then told me with a straight face all of what would occur when dumping a person's head into the deep fryer. Then the psycho assigned me to the fry station. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 538
You deserved it 1 076
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Tripartita 44

Due to some clerical error, the world's top assassin was assigned to manage a fast food joint. Meanwhile, in a blacklisted government facility, the person who would've been your manager is faking their way through interrogating a detained criminal. "Don't make me get the hairnet out, you scum! When I'm done with you, there won't be a meal happy enough to console you!"

261 6
sylvienoir 18

I would watch that movie.

27 1

Comments

NNOTCHO 23

He's going to kill someone and pin it on you

17 0
MrSarary 26

Jobs are hard to come by. Smile, even fake a laugh and continue on frying.

20 4
MidnaLink 33

Better to spin the employment roulette than work for a psychopath.

22 4
Tarlachia 33

I'd be wary if your boss suddenly declared, "Fry that bitch!"

11 1
rain_in_the_Sky 3

#6 fry that bitch or fry that, bitch - I can't decide which is worse...

16 1
RpiesSPIES 27

After saying that, does OP slowly walk away as symmetrically-placed friers on either side pop up two bags of perfectly fried fries?

0 1
Tripartita 44

Due to some clerical error, the world's top assassin was assigned to manage a fast food joint. Meanwhile, in a blacklisted government facility, the person who would've been your manager is faking their way through interrogating a detained criminal. "Don't make me get the hairnet out, you scum! When I'm done with you, there won't be a meal happy enough to console you!"

261 6
sylvienoir 18

I would watch that movie.

27 1
mariri9206 32

The person faking their way through an interrogation would be played by Melissa McCarthy.

16 1
mrbump122 13

Obviously, who else could portray such a role.

5 0
Ireth_fml 5

I would read that book. Someone write it.

1 1
shandu7 10

Seems like he might have a good sense of humor and enjoys messing with people. Give it a chance.

26 1
redcode5 17

Big red flag, I would try to move jobs, for a safer and less stressful environment.

4 8
Lalala579121 27

You wouldn't happen to be working at Doublemeat Palace, would you?

6 2
domolovesyoshi 33

I understood that reference, I love Buffy.

1 3