Intimacy: Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the...

By Anonymous - 17/08/2011 13:00 - United States

Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because I'd rather not be cold and wet, and that I liked it warm and sticky. I knew then he was no longer thinking about the AC. FML

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You deserved it 37 259

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By OfficeFatty - 30/10/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 757

You deserved it 5 002

By Dave - 07/04/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 981

You deserved it 4 885

America, fix your bathroom stalls

By Anonymous - 11/10/2024 06:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my boss overheard me in a bathroom stall talking about how much I hate my job and couldn’t stand him. He didn’t say a word, I hadn't even heard him come in, I just noticed him staring silently at me through the crack in the stall, before leaving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84

You deserved it 631

By La Guigne - 08/04/2013 21:10 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I was in the break room with my colleagues and our awful boss. As ever, he was talking trash, convinced that his jokes were actually funny. The window was open, and it was chilly. As he walked by it, I mangled my words and said, "Cedric, could you please shut your mouth?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 656

You deserved it 7 893

By fabz - 27/11/2015 12:39 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML

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You deserved it 1 672

Timing

By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 06:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 531

You deserved it 3 475

By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 11:49 - United States

Today, I sat down on a chair after my very large boss sat on it all day. When I got up, my pants were damp. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 059

You deserved it 2 752

Working conditions

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I'm sitting in a disgustingly hot office with all the windows thrown open. There is no fan, and the owner won't let us use the air conditioner. The smell of mold permeates the room from the ceiling, giving me headaches by the end of the day. The owner refuses to get someone in to clean it. I can't quit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 853

You deserved it 148

By Brendan - 19/02/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 976

You deserved it 4 147

By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 17:42

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 621

You deserved it 26 692

yamatelle 19

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:12

Are you the same girl who went to Subway and said you couldn't handle 12 inches?

italianbby 11

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:02

Perv

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LittleRRed 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:39

Ur boss is a perv

brotastic 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:40

hot damn

ReynieRockets 1

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:41

i dont get it

bawlerr75 9

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:49

All I got 2 say is WOW!! Xp

flippityfloop 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:45

Give him a little wink. That promotion is sure to be yours. ;)

rattusrattus 18

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:46

I have no idea what the hell is going on in the FML. Why would you be wet in a cold environment?

hunkypenguin2007 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:47

Y r all bosse fricken creepy!!!

Person1233 12

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:02

I hate bosse, too.

619warrior281 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:56

why the hell would you describe temperature like that!?

bewareimannoyed 13

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:12

Why would you want the air to be sticky?

nickisam 1

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:18

#21 epic win

SayHiToChucky 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:20

Great minds think alike.

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Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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America, fix your bathroom stalls

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