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By Anonymous - 17/08/2011 13:00 - United States

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Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because I'd rather not be cold and wet, and that I liked it warm and sticky. I knew then he was no longer thinking about the AC. FML

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By OfficeFatty - 30/10/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML

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By Dave - 07/04/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2024 06:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my boss overheard me in a bathroom stall talking about how much I hate my job and couldn’t stand him. He didn’t say a word, I hadn't even heard him come in, I just noticed him staring silently at me through the crack in the stall, before leaving. FML

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By La Guigne - 08/04/2013 21:10 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I was in the break room with my colleagues and our awful boss. As ever, he was talking trash, convinced that his jokes were actually funny. The window was open, and it was chilly. As he walked by it, I mangled my words and said, "Cedric, could you please shut your mouth?" FML

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By fabz - 27/11/2015 12:39 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML

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Timing

By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 06:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 11:49 - United States

Today, I sat down on a chair after my very large boss sat on it all day. When I got up, my pants were damp. FML

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Working conditions

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I'm sitting in a disgustingly hot office with all the windows thrown open. There is no fan, and the owner won't let us use the air conditioner. The smell of mold permeates the room from the ceiling, giving me headaches by the end of the day. The owner refuses to get someone in to clean it. I can't quit. FML

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By Brendan - 19/02/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 17:42

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

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yamatelle 19

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:12

Are you the same girl who went to Subway and said you couldn't handle 12 inches?

italianbby 11

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:02

Perv

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thehauf 2

Friday 19 August 2011 5:52

Nice job

Reaper411 2

Friday 19 August 2011 8:05

u said it

daydreamer244 13

Friday 19 August 2011 8:38

horrible bosses.

dubstepp 15

Friday 19 August 2011 9:10

gross but that sounds terrible to be warm and sticky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fAiRyMaN3 0

Friday 19 August 2011 19:37

I like it hot and sticky too

wwattdidyousay 0

Friday 19 August 2011 20:35

Well you just set that one up for yourself bc way back in ur head it's was something you were thinking about ;) u sex kitten !! Lol

zembof 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 13:28

Yum

PoshLife_Cross 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 23:38

Giggidy!

Porshia 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:48

Your boss is a freak.

allknowingbrony 5

Monday 5 September 2011 2:58

Giggity!!! But ydi, you had to have known how out-of context it was going to be...

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