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By Anon - 27/02/2010 16:07 - United States

Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML

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By Johnnogood - 09/10/2012 13:57 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML

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By soon to be unemployed - 28/01/2014 22:36 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML

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By corey - 28/02/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML

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By Greenskies - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Corneilla-del-vercol

Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML

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By Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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By :( - 06/06/2013 23:37 - United States

Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML

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By RetailScapegoat - 16/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML

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Saturday 27 February 2010 23:07

well did u become his neighbor?

KurouTenshi 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 23:07

just another example of how facebook ruins lives...

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RaWriTbEkElliE 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 8:39

ew farmville, i like restaurant city xD

KarelessKitten 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:11

Almost all the people I work w/ are wrapped up in Farmville. It is completely ridiculous. We have a lot of downtime but really, making contoured slopes of your harvest?! Wtf? I either job hunt, work on my conversational Spanish, or look up recipes to cook on my off days. Try something productive ppl.

tb15 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:51

something productive like commenting on FML?

AmberBerry 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:02

CafeWorld is Maaaaaaddddd aaass [: But LMFAO Your boss is funny!!

FockinA 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:48

he owns you.

RubyRedd 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:05

lmaooo...wooow

this_cunttt 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:23

hahaha, what an awesome boss

mahamii_93 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:49

mafia wars is better

iheart655 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:50

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!(:

promiscuous_gaga 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 15:44

Hehehehe, well im a total addict to Farmville, so I dont really blame the boss :P

marquisallover 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 15:57

hahahahaaha @ your job being on the line because of an internet app now you know something is wrong with your life when your job is in jeopardy because of virtual harvesting you need to go to counseling because this is the most messed up shit i have ever heard