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By Anon - 27/02/2010 16:07 - United States

Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML

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By Johnnogood - 09/10/2012 13:57 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML

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By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2008 08:42 - France

Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML

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By soon to be unemployed - 28/01/2014 22:36 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML

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By corey - 28/02/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 10:30 - United States - Beaumont

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML

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By Greenskies - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Corneilla-del-vercol

Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML

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By Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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By :( - 06/06/2013 23:37 - United States

Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML

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By RetailScapegoat - 16/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML

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Saturday 27 February 2010 23:07

well did u become his neighbor?

KurouTenshi 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 23:07

just another example of how facebook ruins lives...

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giselleluv 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:12

Join farmville and add him as a neighbor. While you're at it, feed his chickens and don't forget to fertilize. hahahaha

lmfaoNO 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:22

become his neighbour then some people don't have lives, respect that

kararo87 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:41

hahaha do you work for fusion marketing?

apology89 2

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:43

oh gosh, SUE HIS ASS!

garuru 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:44

farmville can suck my 12 inch dick. farmville spams everything

x805xUnknown 6

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:46

What is Farmville

SeximusPrime 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:49

If he fires you, hit him back with a wrongful termination lawsuit.

higgy6969 7

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:56

that's illegal dumbass

jyd62 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:58

what's your job? selling girl scout cookies??

Osakhomen 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:01

FYL. Your boss plays Farmville... the person in charge you at work is a loser.

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