Work: Today, my boss told me to stop giving work to our college intern...

By IkeTheIntern - 18/09/2015 20:02 - Canada

Today, my boss told me to stop giving work to our college intern because it's an embarrassment to have someone who hasn't finished college working for him. This is the same boss who constantly brags about being a high school drop out. FML

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By Zubat - 15/07/2021 22:01

Today, my boss confided that he doesn't like having interns in the workplace, because he finds it insulting that someone who hasn't finished their education can do our jobs. My boss frequently brags about being a high school dropout. FML

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By tooefficient - 19/08/2019 22:00

Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML

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By trustyourfamily - 14/09/2015 22:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML

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Meritocracy

By Anonymous - 04/12/2023 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss brought his son in as our new manager. This kid has zero experience in our industry and yet waltzed into a £75,000 job where his sole responsibility is telling me how to do a skilled job I started before he was born. Plus half the stuff he tries to tell me is incorrect. Cretin. FML

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Unnerved

By Greenskies - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Corneilla-del-vercol

Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML

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Slackers

By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 21:36 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 05:41 - United States - Spring

Today, my boss got mad at me because I told her that I wouldn't be able to work two days out of the week, due to college classes. She then cut back my hours so much that I now only work one day a week. I got the job in the first place to pay for my college classes. FML

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By ChinaWillOwnUs - 27/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was warned that I was failing too many students and it had to stop, so I showed my boss all of the easy assignments a lot of students didn't even turn in. She told me to stop using so many "big words" in them. I teach at a four year University. FML

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By This_Is_Me1982 - 03/01/2011 17:51 - Canada

Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML

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Genius

By cunting cuntface of a boss - 25/02/2014 20:42 - Australia

Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML

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Repethetic 25

Saturday 19 September 2015 14:55

wow, your boss is a dick

alexanderjoe10 17

Saturday 19 September 2015 14:56

Your boss doesn't seem very fair...

Comments

tranced_ 45

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:46

You: weren't you a high school drop out yourself? Yourboss: yeah, maybe I was an embarrassment to someone too.

leogachi 15

Saturday 19 September 2015 21:38

@12 I'm guessing that Op wouldn't have a job if he had pointed that out.

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 19 September 2015 16:06

Does he not understand what an intern is...? He never even finished high school so I guess he wouldn't...

imerichello 18

Saturday 19 September 2015 16:12

Your boss is really stupid

lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 19 September 2015 16:24

Your boss really shouldn't be talking...

hardcorefan16 22

Saturday 19 September 2015 16:33

People with a higher up can brag about things like that. Is it right? No!

ThatHorse 15

Saturday 19 September 2015 17:11

High school dropout: Management position. College student: Eh let's just work them with little to no pay. INTERNSHIP.

ZoroMiHawk 25

Saturday 19 September 2015 17:37

before someone feels encouraged to dropout of school, remember that if you're a dropout and you're a boss of some company, it's because you have some excellent entrepreneurship qualities which lead you to your success.... ...or your father is the founder and CEO of a successful company.