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they're not stupid...when you're in a rush you forget sometimes, I've tried to lock my house with car alarm before because i was in a hurry
Retard. enough said.
So was the FML the fact that you had a 'tense' meeting, or that you, like, totally used the wrong key to try to open your office door...OMG! Was it sooo embarrassing? Get some real problems...then get back to me.
geez.. fml isn't just for life ruining, world ending, universe crashing moments it's for funny, stupid and embarassing situations like these, so we can have a laugh at the stupidity of others :D lighten up..
aww you must have been stressed or tired
do not use even after really tense meeting boss's dick instead b/f...
You should use that key for what it is meant for in your case; parking your car in the garage with the engine running while you let the carbon monoxide fill your lungs.
what a stupid bitch. she's a stupid bitch. *throws scarf around neck*...
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You're smart. I'm sure he got a good laugh out of it.
geez.. fml isn't just for life ruining, world ending, universe crashing moments it's for funny, stupid and embarassing situations like these, so we can have a laugh at the stupidity of others :D lighten up..