Work: Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork...

By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 15:01 - France

Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 03:19 - Canada

Today, my boss contacted me to come in for a quick meeting. I drove 30 minutes to get to work only to find out she was firing me and wanted my key card back. FML

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Wednesday 15 September 2010 19:02

You're smart. I'm sure he got a good laugh out of it.

Litschi 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 21:34

geez.. fml isn't just for life ruining, world ending, universe crashing moments it's for funny, stupid and embarassing situations like these, so we can have a laugh at the stupidity of others :D lighten up..

Comments

hd9280 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 19:19

what a dumb bitch. lol. duhhhhh

husky88 1

Wednesday 15 September 2010 19:41

were you trying to look upset when you took a picture of yourself or is that how you smile?

hd9280 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 19:53

hmm.. Idk. probably trying not to look to lame. lol.

slackinc 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 20:19

Is that how you smile then 25?

hd9280 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 21:29

yeah! lol. clever...

1kings67 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 19:20

they're not stupid...when you're in a rush you forget sometimes, I've tried to lock my house with car alarm before because i was in a hurry

hd9280 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 19:22

cuz ur just as smart as her. lol. 

hd9280 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 19:24

ahaha... 

berg54 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 19:29

Retard. enough said.

seahorses4eva 4

Wednesday 15 September 2010 19:47

So was the FML the fact that you had a 'tense' meeting, or that you, like, totally used the wrong key to try to open your office door...OMG! Was it sooo embarrassing? Get some real problems...then get back to me.

Litschi 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 21:34

megamandude455 10

Wednesday 15 September 2010 20:03

I don't get this FML

imright24 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 20:39

Op is an idiot and tried to unlock the office door with something other than a key - twice.

potterwatch 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 20:11

aww you must have been stressed or tired

triggerit 5

Wednesday 15 September 2010 20:27

do not use even after really tense meeting boss's dick instead b/f...

amerwin 3

Wednesday 15 September 2010 20:36

You should use that key for what it is meant for in your case; parking your car in the garage with the engine running while you let the carbon monoxide fill your lungs.