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By themanontheright - 01/03/2010 20:50 - United States

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML

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By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 16:23 - United States - Albany

Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By arknvl - 07/03/2013 18:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

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By ex-employee - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML

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By mako - 26/05/2017 02:00

Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML

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By kalamar5 - 25/05/2014 20:54 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I sent my boss a link to a website I thought would answer a simple question she'd asked. Turns out, yes, the site did answer her question, but it also had some very suggestive ads on it. Apparently I'm the only person in the office who uses adblock. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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f0rged 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:07

YDI

NGM_47 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:12

YDI for looking uo **** at work. Seriously, who does that!?

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djxerxes9000 18

Monday 1 March 2010 23:13

YDI would be funnier if it was gay ****

Fedor_is_KING 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:18

YDI for not looking at your **** on an iPhone like everyone else does.

Fedor_is_KING 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:20

Damn, that's awesome. I gotta see of our company is hiring for that position. CPO for the win.

tristan1001 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:21

and I agree lol my cat pressed send

mandypandy11 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:19

wow lol cant people wait til they get home

jellybean120 10

Monday 1 March 2010 23:20

I second that!

DGross 8

Monday 1 March 2010 23:21

Unless you're a maid getting paid to get laid obviously :-)

snickers14 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:22

lol well aren't you very smart

ktbird 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:22

Don't act like you've never goofed off on the clock. If you haven't, you've never worked full time. No you shouldn't watch ****, but hell I'm posting this from work. A certain amount of wasted time is to be expected.

yoitssabrina 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:22

oh my gosh,thats probably one of the most embarrassing things that could happen to someone :O

Billbo23 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:40

agreed. not "goofing" off

yoitssabrina 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:25

this actually made me laugh out loud :P

ChivasFan 4

Monday 1 March 2010 23:43

#26 looks hot.

BannedStory 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:16

agreed

ghostwitch1863 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:28

was it youporn or pornhub? lol

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