By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 16:02 - United States - Elko

Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
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strokesie 23

If people knew how to language we wouldn't have this problem

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pjsr 32

You could've helped it, but didn't. Now you know better than to correct the boss on non-essential matters. Use this knowledge at your next job.

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Shleebs 12

Even though I hate everyone saying "literally" too, we are all dying.

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yzzami 17

If you correct your boss, youre literally going to have a bad time

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missmisery86 11

I don't know why you felt the need to tell her that. did you really think saying something like that to your boss was going to help the situation? YDI

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GAOStarr 15

Was she watching the video from The Ring? That's about the only video that literally kills.

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soulblade64_fml 5

The unfortunate thing about this is the definition of literally has been updated in the dictionary to include this informal use: Literally ADVERB 1 In a literal manner or sense; exactly: the driver took it literally when asked to go straight over the roundabout 1.1 • informal Used for emphasis while not being literally true: I have received literally thousands of letters

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Valiumknights44 12

Is her name by chance Robin?

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tehdarkness 21

You sound kinda boring.

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flowerina 6

Not to be a twat or anything, the word literally can actually be used in an ironic sence. It is acceptable to use "literally" when you are speaking figuratively. Crack open a dictionary, an up to date dictionary, and you will be surprised to find this to be a fact

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blackonblight 32

That change only came about due to the informal constant misuse of the word, the word one should use in this case is "practically"

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Plexia 9

Y.D.I. friendo. You can't talk to your boss like that. Also you sound like a pedant.

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IceWrath 22

Hmm, I'd say your life sucks but also that you deserve it. You never back talk to a boss no matter what. You need to stay off that shit-list otherwise your time as an employee will be miserable.

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