Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate.... - FML

By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

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Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 21:48 - United States - Gainesville

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Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 06:42 - France - Cateri

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Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML

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By BreakingTheMood - 13/11/2013 18:08 - Finland - Vanda

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Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML

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Threesome weirdness

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 02:01

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Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 15/12/2018 23:00 - United States - University Center

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML

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Cougartown

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

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Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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Twisted

By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

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Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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It's not the size that counts

By Leo Scofield - 29/08/2020 02:00

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Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML

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Served and deserved

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 16:00 - United States - University Park

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Today, my roommate's girlfriend came to visit for a couple of days, and we fucked behind his back. My roommate told me he just tested positive for syphilis. FML

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Top comments

CurvyisCool 22

Monday 2 February 2015 22:35

"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."

marcmaralou 15

Monday 2 February 2015 22:35

they tripped, right?

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Pyro3000 6

Wednesday 4 February 2015 20:20

Those pesky wet floors

snazzily 2

Wednesday 4 February 2015 20:27

do you two have the same hairstyle?

fml510605 16

Thursday 5 February 2015 5:50

"accidentally"

kalbrek009 20

Thursday 5 February 2015 18:01

Accidentally dump him & then accidentally kick out the roommate.

kaylabooluvsu 5

Thursday 5 February 2015 23:53

so "accidentally" **** his bestfriend

Zenithbeauty 15

Friday 6 February 2015 2:34

"Oh you know, I accidently got naked then I accidently got hard and stuck my DICK in your roommate then accidently moved back n forth, gravity y'know"

CandyApple88 13

Saturday 7 February 2015 3:16

maybe you should "accidentally" get a pin and poke holes in all the condoms, then "accidentally" break up with him.

Bubblez2009 15

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:28

So u will accidentally dump him

redgun40 16

Monday 9 February 2015 5:43

I bet you he accidentally enjoyed it too

Fayern 13

Tuesday 17 February 2015 14:06

Hopefully you'll 'accidentally' dump him on his ass for a decent guy. Sorry to hear, OP. Best of luck.

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