Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate....

By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 21:48 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 06:42 - France - Cateri

Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML

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By BreakingTheMood - 13/11/2013 18:08 - Finland - Vanda

Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML

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Threesome weirdness

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 02:01

Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 15/12/2018 23:00 - United States - University Center

Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML

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Cougartown

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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Twisted

By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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It's not the size that counts

By Leo Scofield - 29/08/2020 02:00

Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML

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Served and deserved

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 16:00 - United States - University Park

Today, my roommate's girlfriend came to visit for a couple of days, and we fucked behind his back. My roommate told me he just tested positive for syphilis. FML

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CurvyisCool 22

Monday 2 February 2015 22:35

"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."

marcmaralou 15

Monday 2 February 2015 22:35

they tripped, right?

Comments

CaptainBlack 18

Tuesday 3 February 2015 4:56

still counts...

exoticwaved 9

Tuesday 3 February 2015 5:01

He tripped fell and landed in that **ssy. Do you know if she's preggo now?

ClaireBrush 16

Tuesday 3 February 2015 5:03

Time to accidentally break off of his shit

sdroze1389 31

Tuesday 3 February 2015 5:16

so you're dating an idiot and rooming with a *****? at a certain point you kinda had to assume something like this would happen

LunarLobo 12

Tuesday 3 February 2015 5:22

He fell into her, then out of her, then into her, then out of her...

CuteCammy 15

Tuesday 3 February 2015 5:50

How do you 'accidentally' have sex with someone?? Hopefully you 'accidentally' broke up with him

Chevyguy_s10 10

Tuesday 3 February 2015 5:57

He just fell in

oppositetimes 2

Tuesday 3 February 2015 6:20

accidently your life sucks ! badly

Culito97 10

Tuesday 3 February 2015 6:28

Some men are pigs.. But so are some women.. Don't let it bring you down OP.. They both weren't worth your time.

Silk_Routes 14

Tuesday 3 February 2015 6:33

hope this accident is forgettable

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