By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

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Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
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CurvyisCool 22

"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."

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marcmaralou 15

they tripped, right?

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c_wyld 21

Hate it when that happens.

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Keiajacole 16

And I would've accidentally knocked his ass out with a bat. ?

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rmllavaneras 19

Tripped, fell, and landed inside her? That is one embarrassing moment, specially when your clothes start falling off.

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xsydneyx123 28

Please don't tell me he tried to flush the condom...

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itsemilyc 14

Heyyy! OP here! Thank you all for the laughs and the kind words you have given me! I love all the accidentally jokes! Yes, I did break up with him, and yes, I kicked her out of the house (that is in my name). I don't know how he thought it was an accident that he had sex with her. We've been dating for almost two years, and the girl and I are complete opposites. Next time I will be looking for a man and a roommate that don't have rocks for brains.

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Khaleesi_D 9

Trying to find something that works with "you've got a friend in me".

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someguyhere 12

If you and your roommate moved beds around it can happen. Its night and he sneaks in to surprise you and she thinks its her boyfriend... it can happen and seriously by accident!!!! This is the only situation where it is was truly an accident and everyone forgave everyone.

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itsemilyc 14

We didn't move beds around. I own a house. I live upstairs, she lives down. She is quite a bit shorter than me and has an accent. This was definitely not an accident.

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baseballkiddx5x 1

Fahk you OP. If you satisfied him he'd have no reason to have sex with her.

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